Sorry But I Don't Speak Non-English

Sorry but i don't speak non-english. And for those who do, could you please convert wat 'animezlyfe' from youtube said? I was rewatching Cardcaptor Sakura (which isn't as babyish as you think) and i ran across this comment...

"i love lee but i hate when he gets the caRDS!!I dont kno why.....itz like watching the anime where there character sinbad wud get the demon joanned'arc wud b mad...either way i just bought a sakura figurine and a li poster..it was costly but heyy he going next to the ohshc postar the figurine will btween the konata from lucky star figurine and amu from shugo chara figurine!!!im such a weakling wen it comes to this kinda stuff"

and i rly find that the last.. 3 lines (which is more than half of this paragraph of comment) is total crap. Wat does CCS viewers have to do with your models and posters which r totally unrelated to CCS? ... And his/her weird typing accent summed up with all those models and posters he/she was talking about, just makes me think that he/she is a 電車男/女, and one of those perverted ones too.

Oh and it's not surprising at all that he has a friend called 'Retardedswg2894'. No. Not at all.